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Saw a similar shot in one of those joke e-mails, and when my computer crashed today I just couldn't resist.

I get far too many joke e-mails, but this excerpt from another one made me laugh out loud:

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayer s and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn .. and into the hole he gooooes." (Author unknown)

Have a great day!